Confession Bear

I act jealous when my wife talks to her old boyfriends on facebook In reality I've been having an online affair with my married ex-girlfriend for the last 4 years.

I act jealous when my wife talks to her old boyfriends on facebook In reality I've been having an online affair with my married ex-girlfriend for the last 4 years.  Confession Bear

If I hear that somebody is an evangelical christian I know I have higher moral standards than them because I don't force my beliefs on anybody

If I hear that somebody is an evangelical christian I know I have higher moral standards than them because I don't force my beliefs on anybody  Confession Bear

Teacher says I'm in a handful of students who actually behave and listen to her I actually hate the stupid bitch

Teacher says I'm in a handful of students who actually behave and listen to her I actually hate the stupid bitch   Confession Bear

I kind of like Green Day.

 I kind of like 
Green Day.  Confession Bear

I am an atheist but go to church because I like the free food

I am an atheist but go to church because I like the free food  Confession Bear

the "how 'bout no" bear IS MY DAD

the

I let women walk in front of me So I can look at their butts.

I let women walk in front of me So I can look at their butts.  Confession Bear

when my friends pull pranks on me I secretly write love notes to the teacher on their homework

when my friends pull pranks on me I secretly write love notes to the teacher on their homework  Confession Bear

I'm working on being "successful", but All I really want to do is open a toy/candy/ice cream shop.

I'm working on being

I tell reddit I am not 18 years of age because I don't have enough self restraint to ignore the NSFW links while at work

I tell reddit I am not 18 years of age because I don't have enough self restraint to ignore the NSFW links while at work  Confession Bear
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