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I wrote a program that downloads my Facebook news feed and makes it appear like realistic C code at a quick glance My boss doesn't suspect a thing and has praised me because he always sees me hard at work

I wrote a program that downloads my Facebook news feed and makes it appear like realistic C code at a quick glance My boss doesn't suspect a thing and has praised me because he always sees me hard at work Confession Bear
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Sometimes, when I'm sick and mad I drink straight from the milk jug

Sometimes, when I'm sick and mad I drink straight from the milk jug Confession Bear
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I like to consider myself a comic book nerd, but most of my knowledge comes from link surfing on Wikipedia

I like to consider myself a comic book nerd, but most of my knowledge comes from link surfing on Wikipedia Confession Bear
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I'm a Verizon customer and I don't really care if the government listens to my conversations because no one ever calls me.

I'm a Verizon customer and I don't really care if the government listens to my conversations because no one ever calls me. Confession Bear
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I don't care About the NSA scandal

I don't care About the NSA scandal Confession Bear
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I "accidentally" said my ex bf's name during sex as payback for my bf flirting with my friend all night

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I often talk with my love in my head. In some of these conversations I complain to him that I can't stop having conversations with him in my head and tell him that even this conversation is only in my head. Once I even told him how happy I am that I final

I often talk with my love in my head. In some of these conversations I complain to him that I can't stop having conversations with him in my head and tell him that even this conversation is only in my head. Once I even told him how happy I am that I final Confession Bear
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I faked the death of my employees girlfriend, so that her troubled relationship wouldn't adversely affect my divisions productivity.

I faked the death of my employees girlfriend, so that her troubled relationship wouldn't adversely affect my divisions productivity. Confession Bear
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Just got a new girlfriend Every ex-girlfriend and hot chick I ever met are hitting me up and I think I'm going to have sex with them

Just got a new girlfriend Every ex-girlfriend and hot chick I ever met are hitting me up and I think I'm going to have sex with them Confession Bear
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I think most women are less intelligent than men. Their heightened emotions cloud their intelligence.

I think most women are less intelligent than men. Their heightened emotions cloud their intelligence. Confession Bear
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