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During the World Cup, I never bet on African teams to win because I think that they'll not have eaten enough to have energy for the entire game.

During the World Cup, I never bet on African teams to win because I think that they'll not have eaten enough to have energy for the entire game. Confession Bear
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To appear badass, I tell people my stretch marks are scars.

To appear badass, I tell people my stretch marks are scars. Confession Bear
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Mein Fajah Touched Touched Mein Butthole

Mein Fajah Touched Touched Mein Butthole Confession Bear
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Whenever I walk behind the same person for some time I always fear they think I will rape them

Whenever I walk behind the same person for some time I always fear they think I will rape them Confession Bear
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When I hear a guy call himself a "nice guy" I automatically assume he's either a pussy or an entitled asshole.

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Fly 4-6 times a month for good well paying job Pray for a tragic crash every flight for a quick easy way out

Fly 4-6 times a month for good well paying job Pray for a tragic crash every flight for a quick easy way out Confession Bear
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I don't think George Takei is funny.

I don't think George Takei is funny. Confession Bear
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I would feel worse If they weren't in fucking jail..

I would feel worse If they weren't in fucking jail.. Confession Bear
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When i was little i used to laugh when my friends got yelled at by their parents Then i would blame my friends For making ugly faces so their parents wouldn't yell at me when i laughed

When i was little i used to laugh when my friends got yelled at by their parents Then i would blame my friends For making ugly faces so their parents wouldn't yell at me when i laughed Confession Bear
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I like to pretend I'm stupid in hard classes so I don't have to answer questions

I like to pretend I'm stupid in hard classes so I don't have to answer questions Confession Bear
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