Confession Bear

My sister sends me funny videos and pictures that i've already seen on reddit. I don't tell her that so she can keep sending them and it makes me happy to know she's thinking of me.

My sister sends me funny videos and pictures that i've already seen on reddit. I don't tell her that so she can keep sending them and it makes me happy to know she's thinking of me.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I'd rather masturbate myself than have sex with my girlfriend

Sometimes I'd rather masturbate myself than have sex with my girlfriend  Confession Bear

I go on Craigslist and make a lowball offer to the seller with one email, then make a more reasonable offer with another email in hopes he will come down in price.

I go on Craigslist and make a lowball offer to the seller with one email, then make a more reasonable offer with another email in hopes he will come down in price.  Confession Bear

My gf tells people she has dyscalculia therefore can't do any mental arithmatic She doesn't have dyscalculia, she's just an idiot

My gf tells people she has dyscalculia therefore can't do any mental arithmatic She doesn't have dyscalculia, she's just an idiot  Confession Bear

I send people candy crush requests Because I know it annoys them

I send people candy crush requests Because I know it annoys them  Confession Bear

I'm a person that's kind, polite, courteous, non-judgmental, and friendly to others Except when I'm driving a car.

I'm a person that's kind, polite, courteous, non-judgmental, and friendly to others Except when I'm driving a car.  Confession Bear

I made up a bunch of bullshit, then posted it to reddit

I made up a bunch of bullshit, then posted it to reddit  Confession Bear

My managing partner thinks I care about the stupid shit he does with his money

My managing partner thinks I care about the stupid shit he does with his money  Confession Bear

MY PHONE WAS SHIT SO I THREW THAT BITCH OF A FERRIS WHEEL

MY PHONE WAS SHIT SO I THREW THAT BITCH OF A FERRIS WHEEL  Confession Bear

Saw that my sexy Boss was flirting with my Colleague on a night out... ...told him she was a lesbian when she went to the loo.

Saw that my sexy Boss was flirting with my Colleague on a night out... ...told him she was a lesbian when she went to the loo.   Confession Bear
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