Confession Bear

Eye drops + reggae music assumed pothead

Eye drops + reggae music  assumed pothead  Confession Bear

Is somebody getting the best the best the best the best the best the best The best the best the best the best of you?

Is somebody getting the best the best the best the best the best the best The best the best the best the best 
of you?  Confession Bear

When I see sad adverts about intensive farming I don't feel sad, I want a burger.

When I see sad adverts about intensive farming I don't feel sad, I want a burger.   Confession Bear

When I check a fat girl's ID, I always look at the weight So I can laugh at how much they lied

When I check a fat girl's ID, I always look at the weight  So I can laugh at how much they lied  Confession Bear

I get scared when I meet people who don't believe in evolution I see it as a sign that humans are becoming significantly less intelligent.

I get scared when I meet people who don't believe in evolution I see it as a sign that humans are becoming significantly less intelligent.  Confession Bear

I don't get close to anyone so i can't inevitably disappoint them

I don't get close to anyone so i can't inevitably disappoint them  Confession Bear

I honestly don't care whether you like apple or android

I honestly don't care whether you like apple or android  Confession Bear

whenever i see a black or hispanic in a nice car I get suspicious

whenever i see a black or hispanic in a nice car I get suspicious  Confession Bear

When I was a teenager I figured out how to hack the answering machine of my dentist by hitting each number on the phone twice... I overwrote his recording instructing to leave a message with a parody of what you might hear if you call a sex hotline... (me

When I was a teenager I figured out how to hack the answering machine of my dentist by hitting each number on the phone twice... I overwrote his recording instructing to leave a message with a parody of what you might hear if you call a sex hotline... (me  Confession Bear

when someone uses comic sans i don't take them seriously

when someone uses comic sans i don't take them seriously  Confession Bear
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