Confession Bear

I read through r/suicidewatch and assume they're all trolls

I read through r/suicidewatch and assume they're all trolls  Confession Bear

I purposely do a shitty job washing dishes so my coworkers won't use my favorite ones

I purposely do a shitty job washing dishes so my coworkers won't use my favorite ones  Confession Bear

I appreciate our friendship immensely Because there is not a chance in fuck we will ever be carnal.

I appreciate our friendship immensely Because there is not a chance in fuck we will ever be carnal.  Confession Bear

I use my girlfriends... Ferrets as karma Machines.

I use my girlfriends... Ferrets as karma Machines.  Confession Bear

If you tell me to upvote you i probably will

If you tell me to upvote you i probably will  Confession Bear

Whenever i find out a girl i know has a reddit I always ask for their username just to see if they have gonewild pics

Whenever i find out a girl i know has a reddit I always ask for their username just to see if they have gonewild pics  Confession Bear

I stole The picnic basket

I stole The picnic basket  Confession Bear

I like Mondays

I like Mondays  Confession Bear

I Turn my ipod down on public transit To listen to others peoples' conversations

I Turn my ipod down on public transit To listen to others peoples' conversations  Confession Bear

i get turned on whenever my wife cries

i get turned on whenever my wife cries  Confession Bear
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