Confession Bear

my neighbor did not clean up after his dog after the dog pooped on my lawn. so I woke up in the middle of the night and I took a shit in his back yard.

my neighbor did not clean up after his dog after the dog pooped on my lawn. so I woke up in the middle of the night and I took a shit in his back yard.  Confession Bear

I often hide and sit on the toilet at work Just because i feel like i deserve a break

I often hide and sit on the toilet at work Just because i feel like i deserve a break  Confession Bear

I work in a science lab and ejaculated to check my sperm count

I work in a science lab and ejaculated to check my sperm count  Confession Bear

Whenever my sister pisses me off I watch Netflix on both my devices to lock her out

Whenever my sister pisses me off I watch Netflix on both my devices to lock her out  Confession Bear

Entered a Long Distance Relationship to feel less lonely Feels more lonely now than ever before because I just want to feel his warm embrace

Entered a Long Distance Relationship to feel less lonely Feels more lonely now than ever before because I just want to feel his warm embrace  Confession Bear

When a comment is below the threshold I look at it anyways

When a comment is below the threshold I look at it anyways  Confession Bear

Sometimes I tell people goodbye and that I have to go somewhere on facebook chat I really just click "disconnect" because I don't feel like making conversation anymore

Sometimes I tell people goodbye and that I have to go somewhere on facebook chat I really just click

Since I found out im part of Team Periwinkle I'm making a conscious effort to give more upvotes before next year.

Since I found out im part of Team Periwinkle I'm making a conscious effort to give more upvotes before next year.  Confession Bear

(as a german) i think we are stupid to have no speed limit (but its cool that its scary to foreigners)

(as a german)
i think we are stupid to have no speed limit
(but its cool that its scary to foreigners)  Confession Bear

I secretly hope that all my friends who have jobs get fired

I secretly hope that all my friends who have jobs get fired  Confession Bear
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