Confession Bear

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't find Blake Lively attractive

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't find Blake Lively attractive   Confession Bear

When i see a pregnant woman I estimate how long ago she had sex based on the size of her belly

When i see a pregnant woman I estimate how long ago she had sex based on the size of her belly  Confession Bear

I've never actually watched A Christmas Story

I've never actually watched A Christmas Story  Confession Bear

I really don't care about you at all I just talk to you to so I'm not bored

I really don't care about you at all I just talk to you to so I'm not bored  Confession Bear

I am really jealous Of all the people with families to spend christmas and exchange gifts with.

I am really jealous Of all the people with families to spend christmas and exchange gifts with.  Confession Bear

Whenever I read my Sibling has "blank" I think you're an karma whoring ass.

Whenever I read my Sibling has

Sometimes I order French Toast So I can quote the Beastie Boys

Sometimes I order French Toast So I can quote the Beastie Boys  Confession Bear

I masturbated on Omegle once

I masturbated  on Omegle once  Confession Bear

I work in IT and deal with a lot of people And I love my job

I work in IT and deal with a lot of people And I love my job  Confession Bear

I like when people post scumbag stacy memes Because I think she's kind of hot

I like when people post scumbag stacy memes Because I think she's kind of hot  Confession Bear
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