Confession Bear

the most exciting thing i did today was building a homemade fleshlight, and fuck it furiously

the most exciting thing i did today was building a homemade fleshlight, and fuck it furiously  Confession Bear

Sometimes I feel like I'm forgetting something So I spent the whole day trying to remember it

Sometimes I feel like I'm forgetting something So I spent the whole day trying to remember it  Confession Bear

I actually like Mark wahlberg as an actor

I actually like Mark wahlberg as an actor  Confession Bear

I secretly dislike my two youngest step brothers because they are mentally challenged

I secretly dislike my two youngest step brothers  because they are mentally challenged  Confession Bear

i wont some juice OMG

i wont some juice  OMG  Confession Bear

After me and my Dad had an arguement I shaved my balls with his razor for revenge and he still is using it to this day

After me and my Dad had an arguement  I shaved my balls with his razor for revenge and he still is using it to this day  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I see the US having more deadly storms than the rest of the world I get scared God is punishing us for being shitheads

Sometimes when I see the US having more deadly storms than the rest of the world I get scared God is punishing us for being shitheads  Confession Bear

I decided I was going to loose weight but then I went to McDonalds, twice.

I decided I was going to loose weight but then I went to McDonalds, twice.  Confession Bear

Sneezed while taking my morning piss... Went all over the wall and floor...

Sneezed while taking my morning piss... Went all over the wall and floor...  Confession Bear

Spotify played Phil Collins And I liked it

Spotify played Phil Collins And I liked it  Confession Bear
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