Confession Bear

I am on such a long dry streak right now that I get turned on when I open yogurt and it splooges everywhere

I am on such a long dry streak right now that I get turned on when I open yogurt and it splooges everywhere  Confession Bear

She dances with you To show her solidarity

She dances  with you To show her solidarity  Confession Bear

When someone tells me that MTV sucks, because they don't play music I actually think it's better when they don't play music

When someone tells me that MTV sucks, because they don't play music I actually think it's better when they don't play music  Confession Bear

I think I'm going to start stealing people I follow tweets and play dumb when they call me out about it.

I think I'm going to start stealing people I follow tweets  and play dumb when they call me out about it.  Confession Bear

I have a reputation among my peers for writing funny facebook status updates I steal 70% of my jokes from reddit

I have a reputation among my peers for writing funny facebook status updates I steal 70% of my jokes from reddit  Confession Bear

I pressed all the button in the elevator Whenever I'm alone

I pressed all the button in the elevator Whenever I'm alone  Confession Bear

If you judge somebody based off their taste in music I think you're a close minded asshole

If you judge somebody based off their taste in music I think you're a close minded asshole  Confession Bear

I thinkt that the overly manly man posts... ...are just a comeback of the Chuck Norris jokes.

I thinkt that the overly manly man posts... ...are just a comeback of the Chuck Norris jokes.  Confession Bear

I still use my college I.D. for student discounts, But I already graduated

I still use my college I.D. for student discounts, But I already graduated  Confession Bear

I watch Saved By The Bell So I can masturbate while looking at Screech

I watch Saved By The Bell So I can masturbate while looking at Screech  Confession Bear
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