Confession Bear

Sorry eh Nanti borak lagi k

Sorry eh Nanti borak lagi k  Confession Bear

I like the idea of being paid to take a shit body is now used to only going at work

I like the idea of being paid to take a shit  body is now used to only going at work  Confession Bear

I actually love cleaning my room I find cool things I forgot I had, and cool things that other people forgot in my room.

I actually love cleaning my room I find cool things I forgot I had, and cool things that other people forgot in my room.  Confession Bear

My parents think I wear board shorts with my bathing suit because I have a secret tattoo I'm actually just too modest for the 21st century

My parents think I wear board shorts with my bathing suit because I have a secret tattoo I'm actually just too modest for the 21st century  Confession Bear

I got an invitation to join my university's sustainability program, and I applied just so I can get into the new dormitory.

I got an invitation to join my university's sustainability program, and I applied just so I can get into the new dormitory.  Confession Bear

Only reason depression hasn't taken my life yet Is because I'm really fucking stubborn.

Only reason depression hasn't taken my life yet Is because I'm really fucking stubborn.  Confession Bear

I refuse to purchase my daughter those soccer pants because I think they just look stupid.

I refuse to purchase my daughter those soccer pants because I think they just look stupid.  Confession Bear

I broke up with my girlfriend Because I think her son might have undiagnosed autism

I broke up with my girlfriend  Because I think her son might have undiagnosed autism  Confession Bear

I found my friends alternate FB page where he's a crossdresser So I sent him a nude picture asking 'her' to meet up just to fuck with him

I found my friends alternate FB page where he's a crossdresser So I sent him a nude picture asking 'her' to meet up just to fuck with him  Confession Bear

When people tell me I have been losing weight, I tell them I go to the gym When really I smoke so much pot I dont't have an appetite anymore

When people tell me I have been losing weight, I tell them I go to the gym When really I smoke so much pot I dont't have an appetite anymore  Confession Bear
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