Confession Bear

Two ladies cut me in line at my local train station I told them the best ticket was the most expensive one that they have to pay for twice

Two ladies cut me in line at my local train station I told them the best ticket was the most expensive one that they have to pay for twice  Confession Bear

Ever since Zach Braff finished with scrubs, I don't find him funny at all anymore. I actually find him rather annoying and hope he doesn't stay relevant.

Ever since Zach Braff finished with scrubs, I don't find him funny at all anymore. I actually find him rather annoying and hope he doesn't stay relevant.  Confession Bear

I fantasize about brutally torturing, raping and killing girls that I find pretty or cute.

I fantasize about brutally torturing, raping and killing  girls that I find pretty or cute.  Confession Bear

My mother thought I bought her flowers from the florist for Mother's Day But what I actually did was cutting the neignbor's flowers this morning

My mother thought I bought her flowers from the florist for Mother's Day But what I actually did was cutting the neignbor's flowers this morning  Confession Bear

I'm so far behind on grading I had to make up most of the grades I submitted

I'm so far behind on grading I had to make up most of the grades I submitted  Confession Bear

I'm too lazy to peel off the shell of the shrimp, so I just eat the whole thing.

I'm too lazy to peel off the shell of the shrimp, so I just eat the whole thing.  Confession Bear

When the pastor told me to say three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys I never did

When the pastor told me to say three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys I never did  Confession Bear

rage at my wife about how dumb, predictable and emotionally exploitative lifetime movies are end up watching them with her

rage at my wife about how dumb, predictable and emotionally exploitative lifetime movies are end up watching them with her  Confession Bear

Hice una Tribu llamada Robert el Bacalao Y ahora, ya no les caigo bien

Hice una Tribu llamada
Robert el Bacalao

 Y ahora, ya no les caigo bien  Confession Bear

I wish my ex girlfriend and I had not gone through with the abortion so I wouldn't be so lonely now that we've broken up.

I wish my ex girlfriend and I had not gone through with the abortion so I wouldn't be so lonely now that we've broken up.  Confession Bear
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