Confession Bear

Donna is actually my least favorite companion.

Donna is actually  my least favorite companion.  Confession Bear

Yesterday I was more active than i've ever been Because I wanted hats

Yesterday I was more active than i've ever been Because I wanted hats  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pee in the sink because I'm too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom

Sometimes I pee in the sink because I'm too lazy  to go upstairs to the bathroom  Confession Bear

I use my roommates beard trimmer on my pubes because i don't want to clean mine after I'm done

I use my roommates beard trimmer on my pubes because i don't want to clean mine after I'm done  Confession Bear

I constantly torture my mom by making sure she knows I don't care about her. Because she's been verbally abusing me for years and I want revenge.

I constantly torture my mom by making sure she knows I don't care about her. Because she's been verbally abusing me for years and I want revenge.  Confession Bear

I don´t care if the nuclear war breaks out As long it doesn't affect me

I don´t care if the nuclear war breaks out As long it doesn't affect me  Confession Bear

If scumbag Stacy cheated on me I would not care because she fucking hot

If scumbag Stacy cheated on me I would not care because she fucking hot   Confession Bear

I recommended android phones to people when i worked at apple

I recommended android phones to people when i worked at apple  Confession Bear

I cut a guy in half with chainsaws. I don't regret it.

I cut a guy in half with chainsaws. I don't regret it.  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy This Meme being used as popular opinion bear

I actually enjoy This Meme being used as popular opinion bear  Confession Bear
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