Confession Bear

My friends listen to them all the time, but I really, really can't stand song parodies.

My friends listen to them all the time, but I really, really can't stand song parodies.  Confession Bear

I once pretended to have down syndrome So I wouldn't get hit on

I once pretended to have down syndrome So I wouldn't get hit on  Confession Bear

My neighbour got fined $1500 for not cleaning up his dog's feces at the park It was my dog's

My neighbour got fined $1500 for not cleaning up his dog's feces at the park It was my dog's  Confession Bear

imgur is sick of patrick pictures but surprise patrick still gets me every time

imgur is sick of patrick pictures but surprise patrick still gets me every time  Confession Bear

that wasn't a new brand of cheese flavoured cereal. i just put all my toenail clippings in your muesli.

that wasn't a new brand of cheese flavoured cereal. i just put all my toenail clippings in your muesli.  Confession Bear

whenever i see someone talking on their cell phones while driving I honk my horn when i'm right next to them so the person they are talking to thinks they are a horrible driver

whenever i see someone talking on their cell phones while driving I honk my horn when i'm right next to them so the person they are talking to thinks they are a horrible driver  Confession Bear

College was the best time of my life Because I didn't try to kill myself during those 4 years

College was the best time of my life Because I didn't try to kill myself during those 4 years  Confession Bear

When I work on an assignment the day before it's due, I change the date to a few days after the assignment was given so the professor (hopefully) doesn't know I procrastinate.

When I work on an assignment the day before it's due, I change the date to a few days after the assignment was given so the professor (hopefully) doesn't know I procrastinate.  Confession Bear

if you believe in god I automatically underestimate your intelligence

if you believe in god I automatically underestimate your intelligence  Confession Bear

I hired hookers to play fake ex-girlfriends at a party to trick my family and friends who've wondered why they'd never seen me with a girlfriend I've been fighting depression and insecurities for years, making every relationship a short one

I hired hookers to play fake ex-girlfriends at a party to trick my family and friends who've wondered why they'd never seen me with a girlfriend I've been fighting depression and insecurities for years, making every relationship a short one  Confession Bear
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