Confession Bear

I don't care who my elected officials are because no matter what I'm still going to get fucked over

I don't care who my elected officials are because no matter what I'm still going to get fucked over  Confession Bear

got my money back on a defective fleshlight

got my money back on a defective fleshlight  Confession Bear

I always fart In my drunk patients' rooms

I always fart In my drunk patients' rooms  Confession Bear

I give a fake laugh whenever someone tells an unfunny joke So they don't feel embarrassed when nobody thinks they're funny

I give a fake laugh whenever someone tells an unfunny joke So they don't feel embarrassed when nobody thinks they're funny  Confession Bear

I left a full trash can in my apartment when I left for the weekend When I got home, I tried to suck up the gnats with the vacuum hose

I left a full trash can in my apartment when I left for the weekend When I got home, I tried to suck up the gnats with the vacuum hose  Confession Bear

I've been on Reddit for 2 years and don't know when my cake-day is

I've  been on Reddit for 2 years and don't know when my cake-day is  Confession Bear

In the last two years I have watched as reddit turned from a site closer in nature to 4chan into a site that's more similar to 9gag, and have come to despise it.

In the last two years I have watched as reddit turned from a site closer in nature to 4chan into a site that's more similar to 9gag, and have come to despise it.  Confession Bear

One of my best friends accidentally revealed to me her username and now I check her submissions every day for r/gonewild posts so I can finally see her naked

One of my best friends accidentally revealed to me her username and now I check her submissions every day for r/gonewild posts so I can finally see her naked  Confession Bear

I think about cheating on my boyfriend with every single one of his male friends

I think about cheating on my boyfriend with every single one of his male friends  Confession Bear

I sit down to piss just so i can browse reddit

I sit down to piss just so i can browse reddit  Confession Bear
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