Confession Bear

I listen to rap music on the subway And stare at black people

I listen to rap music on the subway And stare at black people   Confession Bear

If my pee comes out clear I don't flush the toilet

If my pee comes out clear  I don't flush the toilet  Confession Bear

I have read the Necronomicon of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred, and I have seen nightmarish vistas of realities beyond the limits of time, reason, and geometry which haunt my every waking thought. I have hunted with the hounds of Tindalos, witnessed the retu

I have read the Necronomicon of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred, and I have seen nightmarish vistas of realities beyond the limits of time, reason, and geometry which haunt my every waking thought. I have hunted with the hounds of Tindalos, witnessed the retu  Confession Bear

I'm Puerto Rican and I cook Mexican food better than I do Puerto Rican food.

I'm Puerto Rican and I cook Mexican food better than I do Puerto Rican food.  Confession Bear

Whenever I lose my mom in the grocery store I start to have a panic attack and have even gone up to the cash register telling them I can't find my mom.

Whenever I lose my mom in the grocery store I start to have a panic attack and have even gone up to the cash register telling them I can't find my mom.  Confession Bear

I fantasize about getting back together with my abusive ex-girlfriend Because I'm too pathetic to find anyone else

I fantasize about getting back together with my abusive ex-girlfriend Because I'm too pathetic to find anyone else  Confession Bear

I'm a guy and I've been brother-zoned

I'm a guy  and I've been brother-zoned  Confession Bear

Told everyone I sold my muscle car to get something that saves gas paid off a bookie

Told everyone I sold my muscle car to get something that saves gas paid off a bookie  Confession Bear

Here's something to think about. What if April Fools day was on the 2nd of April... ...and we've been fooled all this time? Your mind=blown right now!!

Here's something to think about. What if April Fools day was on the 2nd of April... ...and we've been fooled all this time? Your mind=blown right now!!  Confession Bear

if your imgur link is a picture of bulk text i usually skip past it

if your imgur link is a picture of bulk text i usually skip past it  Confession Bear
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