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I blast death metal on my car radio when driving through the black neighborhood near my house to get back at them for blasting hip hop when driving through my nieghborhood

I blast death metal on my car radio when driving through the black neighborhood near my house to get back at them for blasting hip hop when driving through my nieghborhood Confession Bear
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I pull my butt cheek aside So I can fart silently in public

I pull my butt cheek aside So I can fart silently in public Confession Bear
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if the service is good i will stack the plates and wipe the table with tissue if the service is bad i will leave the table like a dozen 5 year olds on a sugar rush eating soup would

if the service is good i will stack the plates and wipe the table with tissue if the service is bad i will leave the table like a dozen 5 year olds on a sugar rush eating soup would Confession Bear
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I had never seen the kid with the houseplant before today and I thought it was funny

I had never seen the kid with the houseplant before today and I thought it was funny Confession Bear
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I TRULY LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND OF FIVE YEARS AND I COULD NEVER CHEAT ON HER BUT I HAVE BEEN STUPID IN LOVE WITH A COLLEAGUE SINCE SHE INTERVIEWED ME TWO YEARS AGO

I TRULY LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND OF FIVE YEARS AND I COULD NEVER CHEAT ON HER BUT I HAVE BEEN STUPID IN LOVE WITH A COLLEAGUE SINCE SHE INTERVIEWED ME TWO YEARS AGO Confession Bear
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Before I give someone an upvote, I scan the comments to see if it is a re-post or not.

Before I give someone an upvote, I scan the comments to see if it is a re-post or not. Confession Bear
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Whenever I see a girl with a lot of makeup on I automatically assume she's either a prostitute or a slut.

Whenever I see a girl with a lot of makeup on I automatically assume she's either a prostitute or a slut. Confession Bear
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I'm actually a nice guy I just have a bad habit of being very vocal when I disagree, and silent when I agree

I'm actually a nice guy I just have a bad habit of being very vocal when I disagree, and silent when I agree Confession Bear
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Every family dinner we have my parents make me say the blessing I am no longer a christian and haven't been for about 3 years

Every family dinner we have my parents make me say the blessing I am no longer a christian and haven't been for about 3 years Confession Bear
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I drive drunk several times a week at least. And I don't care because I will never be caught.

I drive drunk several times a week at least. And I don't care because I will never be caught. Confession Bear
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