Confession Bear

I don't think tits are very funny

I don't think tits are very funny  Confession Bear

Sometimes I cover myself in vasoline And roll around pretending I'm a snail

Sometimes I cover myself in vasoline And roll around pretending I'm a snail  Confession Bear

I don't care that you lost weight

I don't care that  you lost weight  Confession Bear

When somone asks for relocation advice I downvote it before even reading the post

When somone asks for relocation advice I downvote it before even reading the post  Confession Bear

I told my friends I got a job I've actually been stealing from strangers, classmates, and teachers. I've taken over $3000 in the last year.

I told my friends I got a job I've actually been stealing from strangers, classmates, and teachers. I've taken over $3000 in the last year.  Confession Bear

The vast majority of my outgoing e-mails are to myself

The vast majority of my outgoing e-mails are to myself  Confession Bear

I LIVE THE LIFE OF I GUY WHO DIED IN NAM EVEN HIS MOTHER THINKS I´M HIM AND I BECAME THE HEADMASTER OF THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

I LIVE THE LIFE OF I GUY WHO DIED IN NAM EVEN HIS MOTHER THINKS I´M HIM AND I BECAME THE HEADMASTER OF THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL  Confession Bear

I'm telling everyone I'm in bed unwell but really it's too hot for long sleeves, and I'm too embarrassed of my scars

I'm telling everyone I'm in bed unwell but really it's too hot for long sleeves, and I'm too embarrassed of my scars  Confession Bear

Sometimes I dumb down the way that I talk In the hopes that my less-intelligent crush will like me

Sometimes I dumb down the way that I talk  In the hopes that my less-intelligent crush will like me  Confession Bear

I masturbate ALL the time and I'm a girl.

I masturbate ALL the time and I'm a girl.  Confession Bear
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