Confession Bear

When people talk on the phone while i am ringing them up I tax everything

When people talk on the phone while i am ringing them up I tax everything  Confession Bear

I secretly hope the Boston bomber is white Because I don't want any stereotypes encouraged

I secretly hope the Boston bomber is white Because I don't want any stereotypes encouraged   Confession Bear

I'm glad they caught that asshole Because it means the end of Reddit's pseudo-Sherlock circle jerk bull shit

I'm glad they caught that asshole Because it means the end of Reddit's pseudo-Sherlock circle jerk bull shit  Confession Bear

Before up voting a post I try to judge whether they posted just for karma or to legitimately share something. I down vote the former

Before up voting a post  I try to judge whether they posted just for karma or to legitimately share something. I down vote the former  Confession Bear

i dont care about your personality if you're not physically attractive

i dont care about your personality if you're not physically attractive  Confession Bear

I didn't know what a zipper was used for when I was a kid So I dropped my pants and underwear in public bathrooms to just take a piss in the urinal

I didn't know what a zipper was used for when I was a kid So I dropped my pants and underwear in public bathrooms to just take a piss in the urinal  Confession Bear

I don't drink the last swallow of my beer because I know it is all spit

I don't drink the last swallow of my beer because I know it is all spit  Confession Bear

My new supervisor has called me by the wrong name for the past 6 weeks. I'm starting to prefer it over my actual name.

My new supervisor has called me by the wrong name for the past 6 weeks. I'm starting to prefer it over my actual name.  Confession Bear

Last time my roomate and his friend did acid, they trashed the house So I replaced his sheet of acid with clear paper

Last time my roomate and his friend did acid, they trashed the house So I replaced his sheet of acid with clear paper  Confession Bear

I saw my uncle snag his testicles on a barbed wire fence I just laughed at him

I saw my uncle snag his testicles on a barbed wire fence I just laughed at him  Confession Bear
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