Confession Bear

When I see a car with a "Riding in Memory of" sticker I assume that person died a violent death while doing something wrong

When I see a car with a

When I'm in public I often retreat to the restroom just to scratch my balls

When I'm in public I often retreat to the restroom just to scratch my balls  Confession Bear

Too lazy to find degree sign symbol instead use superscript "o"

Too lazy to find degree sign symbol instead use superscript

On my day off, i pop a viagra and masturbate for ten straight hours my fat gf comes over sometime later..horny and ready to get prego...I tell my gf that I have have an 'erectile' dysfuntion, problem!

On my day off, i pop a viagra and masturbate for ten straight hours my fat gf comes over sometime later..horny and ready to get prego...I tell my gf that I have have an 'erectile' dysfuntion, problem!  Confession Bear

I'm telling everyone I'm in bed unwell but really it's too hot for long sleeves, and I'm too embarrassed of my scars

I'm telling everyone I'm in bed unwell but really it's too hot for long sleeves, and I'm too embarrassed of my scars  Confession Bear

Sometimes I dumb down the way that I talk In the hopes that my less-intelligent crush will like me

Sometimes I dumb down the way that I talk  In the hopes that my less-intelligent crush will like me  Confession Bear

I masturbate ALL the time and I'm a girl.

I masturbate ALL the time and I'm a girl.  Confession Bear

I LIVE THE LIFE OF I GUY WHO DIED IN NAM EVEN HIS MOTHER THINKS I´M HIM AND I BECAME THE HEADMASTER OF THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

I LIVE THE LIFE OF I GUY WHO DIED IN NAM EVEN HIS MOTHER THINKS I´M HIM AND I BECAME THE HEADMASTER OF THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL  Confession Bear

As an athiest I really enjoy going around on different athiest forums and videos trying to convince them God is real.

As an athiest I really enjoy going around on different athiest forums and videos trying to convince them God is real.  Confession Bear

I really think minions are stupid and unfunny

I really think minions are stupid  and unfunny  Confession Bear
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