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They say that a mum's blood pressure rises when her baby cries. So, in order not to drive directly into a tree because her baby cries bloody murder while in the carseat, she plucks off her hearing aids. All become peaceful again.

They say that a mum's blood pressure rises when her baby cries. So, in order not to drive directly into a tree because her baby cries bloody murder while in the carseat, she plucks off her hearing aids. All become peaceful again. Confession Bear
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I purposely over ate on fast food so when im in the shower i can make man boobs and pretend their real breasts to fap off too

I purposely over ate on fast food so when im in the shower i can make man boobs and pretend their real breasts to fap off too Confession Bear
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Whenever a customer is rude to me while I'm bagging their groceries I make it my goal to touch their bags to my ballsack as many times as possible

Whenever a customer is rude to me while I'm bagging their groceries I make it my goal to touch their bags to my ballsack as many times as possible Confession Bear
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When I see people talking about American Idol or the Bachelor all the time I automatically assume they're uninformed and brainwashed by the government so they won't revolt against them

When I see people talking about American Idol or the Bachelor all the time I automatically assume they're uninformed and brainwashed by the government so they won't revolt against them Confession Bear
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I have never seen arrested development

I have never seen arrested development Confession Bear
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Downvote posts That I have seen on the front page for too long

Downvote posts That I have seen on the front page for too long Confession Bear
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I wash my hands out of peer pressure

I wash my hands out of peer pressure Confession Bear
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If your rage comic is really long I'm not gonna read it.

If your rage comic is really long I'm not gonna read it. Confession Bear
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I smoke Cigarettes

I smoke Cigarettes Confession Bear
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I don't really like Batman

I don't really like Batman Confession Bear
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