Confession Bear

When I am bored and need to pee I put toilet bowl cleaner in so my pee will be green

When I am bored and need to pee I put toilet bowl cleaner in  so my pee will be green  Confession Bear

When people road rage at me I blow them a kiss in order to induce further rage because I find it funny when people rage

When people road rage at me I blow them a kiss in order to induce further rage because I find it funny when people rage  Confession Bear

I like bringing my girlfriend to my parents' house as much as I can because it motivates them to clean their house

I like bringing my girlfriend to my parents' house as much as I can because it motivates them to clean their house  Confession Bear

I saw my older cousin running to catch the school bus and the bus driver didn't notice And I didn't say anything

I saw my older cousin running to catch the school bus and the bus driver didn't notice And I didn't say anything  Confession Bear

I don't invite any of my friends to my place I am broke and live in the living room of a married couple($100 rent)

I don't invite any of my friends to my place I am broke and live in the living room of a married couple($100 rent)  Confession Bear

I think nutella, oreos and bacon is overrated

 I think nutella, oreos and bacon is overrated  Confession Bear

I'm reading atlas shrugged and it's incredible

I'm reading atlas shrugged and it's incredible  Confession Bear

I came home drunk one night. and emailed all my college professors pictures of Cauliflower

I came home drunk one night. and emailed all my college professors pictures of Cauliflower  Confession Bear

Whenever I see dog pee, poop, or vomit in my house I pretend I didn't see it, and I wait for someone else to clean it up.

Whenever I see dog pee, poop, or vomit in my house I pretend I didn't see it, and I wait for someone else to clean it up.  Confession Bear

I tasted my semen one time I actually liked the taste and couldn't get enough

I tasted my semen one time I actually liked the taste and couldn't get enough  Confession Bear
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