Confession Bear

Sometimes I can't get to sleep Because I won't stop talking to myself

Sometimes I can't get to sleep Because I won't stop talking to myself  Confession Bear

I would rather watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air Over any stupid show that is constantly mentioned on Reddit

I would rather watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air Over any stupid show that is constantly mentioned on Reddit  Confession Bear

I hope the Giants miss the playoffs this year So the ticket prices go can drop

I hope the Giants miss the playoffs this year So the ticket prices go can drop  Confession Bear

I think Kurt Cobain is selfish For shooting himself despite having a child

I think Kurt Cobain is selfish For shooting himself despite having a child  Confession Bear

I walk like a lady when I'm home alone.

I walk like a lady when I'm home alone.  Confession Bear

I strategically place my toilet paper So i can see what my poop looks like before i flush

I strategically place my toilet paper So i can see what my poop looks like before i flush  Confession Bear

Having a cat Seems like a fucking nightmare

Having a cat Seems like a fucking nightmare  Confession Bear

When I go to the bathroom to fap, I turn on the shower to cover myself.

When I go to the bathroom to fap, I turn on the shower to cover myself.  Confession Bear

Every time someone says "Can't sleep." I automatically finish with, "Clown will eat me." From an episode of the Simpsons.

Every time someone says

I wish the human race was argonians They look awesome and I want to be cold-blooded.

I wish the human race was argonians They look awesome and I want to be cold-blooded.  Confession Bear
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