Confession Bear

I'm such a good liar that I'm able to convince people that I'm bad at lying

I'm such a good liar that I'm able to convince people that I'm bad at lying  Confession Bear

I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope then beat the fuck out of her.

 I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope then beat the fuck out of her.  Confession Bear

IF YOU ARE A 40+ YEAR OLD MAN RIDING A BIKE I ASSUME YOU HAD YOUR LICENSE REVOKED FOR A DWI

IF YOU ARE A 40+ YEAR OLD MAN RIDING A BIKE I ASSUME YOU HAD YOUR LICENSE REVOKED FOR A DWI  Confession Bear

I cant wait for my wife to leave the house so i can masturbate

I cant wait for my wife to leave the house so i can masturbate  Confession Bear

I hate cats

 I hate cats  Confession Bear

Remember that time I said I loved you? I only said it to get into your pants.

Remember that time I said I loved you? I only said it to get into your pants.  Confession Bear

my mother died when i was younger but now i enjoy it because its an amazing comeback for any mom joke

my mother died when i was younger but now i enjoy it because its an amazing comeback for any mom joke  Confession Bear

I'm glad that Kobe got seriously injured just before he was about to pass Jordan on the all-time scoring list

I'm glad that Kobe got seriously injured just before he was about to pass Jordan on the all-time scoring list  Confession Bear

I LET MY FRIENDS BEAT ME IN VIDEO GAMES ON PURPOSE SO THEY WOULD HAVE A GOOD TIME WHEN THEY COME OVER

I LET MY FRIENDS BEAT ME IN VIDEO GAMES ON PURPOSE  SO THEY WOULD HAVE A GOOD TIME WHEN THEY COME OVER  Confession Bear

if a major news event isn't posted on reddit I'd have no idea it happened

if a major news event isn't posted on reddit I'd have no idea it happened  Confession Bear
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