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I scratch my butthole and then let my cat sniff my fingers

I scratch my butthole and then let my cat sniff my fingers Confession Bear
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I don't tell my friends about reddit because I like to be the one who seems to know everything

I don't tell my friends about reddit because I like to be the one who seems to know everything Confession Bear
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I tell people that I like to read in my spare time so they'd think I'm smart. I haven't read a book in years.

I tell people that I like to read in my spare time so they'd think I'm smart. I haven't read a book in years. Confession Bear
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I think the reason the divorce rate is so high is due to couples having kids too soon.

I think the reason the divorce rate is so high is due to couples having kids too soon. Confession Bear
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the only reason i am funny to my friends is because they have no idea what reddit is

the only reason i am funny to my friends is because they have no idea what reddit is Confession Bear
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I think it's funny to fart when my dogs are laying close to me Just to see them jump in surprise

I think it's funny to fart when my dogs are laying close to me Just to see them jump in surprise Confession Bear
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When I watch Dora the Explorer I have to eat a whole raw potato.

When I watch Dora the Explorer I have to eat a whole raw potato. Confession Bear
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IN 5TH GRADE, I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A YOUNGER FEMALE CLASSMATE BECAUSE I WANTED TO INTIMIDATE HER OLDER BROTHER I NOW USE THE STORY AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I AM NOT A DISCRIMINATING SEXIST

IN 5TH GRADE, I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A YOUNGER FEMALE CLASSMATE BECAUSE I WANTED TO INTIMIDATE HER OLDER BROTHER I NOW USE THE STORY AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I AM NOT A DISCRIMINATING SEXIST Confession Bear
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5,918 upvotes 1,128,000 views. I missed seeing it on the front page.

5,918 upvotes 1,128,000 views. I missed seeing it on the front page. Confession Bear
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Fell asleep on the toilet at work. My boss asked why I was in there so long, told him I had diarrhea and was sent home with sick time.

Fell asleep on the toilet at work. My boss asked why I was in there so long, told him I had diarrhea and was sent home with sick time. Confession Bear
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