Confession Bear

Whenever I'm sick I secretly hope I'm developing some form of superpower

Whenever I'm sick I secretly hope I'm developing some form of superpower  Confession Bear

I'M SECRETLY HAPPY WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND ORDERS MORE THAN SHE CAN POSSIBLY EAT BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL GET TO FINISH HER MEAL

I'M SECRETLY HAPPY WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND ORDERS MORE THAN SHE CAN POSSIBLY EAT BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL GET TO FINISH HER MEAL   Confession Bear

I was Wrong

I was  Wrong  Confession Bear

I text people happy birthday so they feel like shit that they forgot mine

I text people happy birthday so they feel like shit that they forgot mine  Confession Bear

my facebook friends think i am funny because i steal things from reddit

my facebook friends think i am funny because i steal things from reddit  Confession Bear

I only look at new askreddit submissions To get easy comment Karma

I only look at new askreddit submissions To get easy comment Karma  Confession Bear

When a girl's nipples poke through her shirt It's free hugs from confession bear day

When a girl's nipples poke through her shirt It's free hugs from confession bear day  Confession Bear

I only wash my hands with soap when someone I know is in the bathroom with me

I only wash my hands with soap when someone I know is in the bathroom with me  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pee sitting down so I don't wake up the baby

Sometimes I pee sitting down so I don't wake up the baby  Confession Bear

I read the over-attached girlfriend memes to get ideas about what not to say to my new boyfriend

I read the over-attached girlfriend memes to get ideas about what not to say to my new boyfriend  Confession Bear
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