Confession Bear

I find women in white cotton panties More attractive than in "sexy" lingerie

I find women in white cotton panties More attractive than in

I lie on R/aww In order to receive instant karma.

I lie on R/aww  In order to receive instant karma.  Confession Bear

after reading this i immediately pictured her as unattractive

after reading this i immediately pictured her as unattractive  Confession Bear

I don't know when my cake day is And I don't really care

I don't know when my cake day is And I don't really care  Confession Bear

downvoting gives me a tiny erection

downvoting gives me a tiny erection  Confession Bear

When I see you speeding I speed up to trap you in traffic

When I see you speeding I speed up to trap you in traffic  Confession Bear

I am a Canadian who does not say sorry. Sorry.

I am a Canadian who does not say sorry. Sorry.  Confession Bear

When I was 6 I stole a really good Pokemon card from my friend. When I had it I was afraid he would find out, so I ate the card.

When I was 6 I stole a really good Pokemon card from my friend. When I had it I was afraid he would find out, so I ate the card.  Confession Bear

I sit down when I pee Because I'm paranoid about the noise

I sit down when I pee Because I'm paranoid about the noise    Confession Bear

If you tell me you're a Republican, and you aren't a millionaire I automatically think of you as less intelligent

If you tell me you're a Republican, and you aren't a millionaire  I automatically think of you as less intelligent  Confession Bear
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