Confession Bear

I got my girl friend high and reported her to Child Protection Services because her kids cut into our alone time

I got my girl friend high and reported her to Child Protection Services because her kids cut into our alone time  Confession Bear

I actually kinda like Nickelback

I actually kinda like Nickelback   Confession Bear

i report my friends in league of legends in hopes their account will get banned and i won't have to play with them anymore

i report my friends in league of legends in hopes their account will get banned and i won't have to play with them anymore  Confession Bear

I broke the shitty shower head in my dorm bathroom on purpose so that maintenance would replace it with a better/new one

I broke the shitty shower head in my dorm bathroom on purpose  so that maintenance would replace it with a better/new one  Confession Bear

I use confession bear and throw aways to lie for karma

I use confession bear and throw aways to lie for karma  Confession Bear

Everyone thinks I am a masculine man But really I just wish I was a girl, and the only thing stopping me from starting hormones is that I know I couldn't have children and I would make an ugly girl.

Everyone thinks I am a masculine man But really I just wish I was a girl, and the only thing stopping me from starting hormones is that I know I couldn't have children and I would make an ugly girl.  Confession Bear

I won't tell my friend that the baby he and his ex-wife had isn't actually his Because he's become a much better person in his efforts to be a good father.

I won't tell my friend that the baby he and his ex-wife had isn't actually his Because he's become a much better person in his efforts to be a good father.  Confession Bear

my roommate accidentally knocked my electric shaver into the trash, and he wont admit to it So, now I use his to shave my pubes and taint.

my roommate accidentally knocked my electric shaver into the trash, and he wont admit to it So, now I use his to shave my pubes and taint.  Confession Bear

My best friend is getting married next weekend And I have to pretend to be happy, but I know his fiance is a piece of shit and I'm going to lose my best friend

My best friend is getting married next weekend And I have to pretend to be happy, but I know his fiance is a piece of shit and I'm going to lose my best friend  Confession Bear

I'm such a terrible handyman I have to pay people to come fix most of my work

I'm such a terrible handyman I have to pay people to come fix most of my work  Confession Bear
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