Confession Bear

I DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST IDEA WHO ROGER EBERT IS

I DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST IDEA WHO ROGER EBERT IS  Confession Bear

Sometimes when girls sleep over The morning after I pretend to be asleep until they're gone so I don't have to talk to them

Sometimes when girls sleep over The morning after I pretend to be asleep until they're gone so I don't have to talk to them   Confession Bear

Friends were making fun of me for not being able to go to a party Called the cops on the party so they would have to call their parents and not be allowed to go to anymore parties

Friends were making fun of me for not being able to go to a party Called the cops on the party so they would have to call their parents and not be allowed to go to anymore parties  Confession Bear

I hope vemma goes out of business So I can laugh at the people who thought they were going to "make it big" by selling their products

I hope vemma goes out of business So I can laugh at the people who thought they were going to

I always have to poop after i get out of the shower

I always have to poop after i get out of the shower  Confession Bear

I use head and shoulder on my beard Due to heave beard dandruff

I use head and shoulder on my beard Due to heave beard dandruff  Confession Bear

I downvote most of the "Confession Bear" memes that I see Because I want Reddit to stop being depressing every time I log on.

I downvote most of the

As a resident of the UK I really don't care about anything currently happening in America.

As a resident of the UK I really don't care about anything currently happening in America.  Confession Bear

I like daft punk But i think they are massively overrated and their 'new fans' are hipster douchebags

I like daft punk But i think they are massively overrated and their 'new fans' are hipster douchebags  Confession Bear

I believed that marijuana was harmless But i recently got diagnosed with schizophrenia

I believed that marijuana was harmless But i recently got diagnosed with schizophrenia  Confession Bear
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