Confession Bear

I like dogs More than cats

I like dogs More than cats  Confession Bear

I'm glad he commited suicide A lot of people could have been seriously injured or killed

I'm glad he commited suicide A lot of people could have been seriously injured or killed  Confession Bear

I pretend to be asleep when older people get on the subway So I don't have to give up my seat

I pretend to be asleep when older people get on the subway So I don't have to give up my seat  Confession Bear

The only thing that keeps me going in life is the need to outlive Rick Santorum so I can piss all over his grave.

The only thing that keeps me going in life is the need to outlive Rick Santorum so I can piss all over his grave.  Confession Bear

I USED TO TAKE SHOWERS WITH MY MOM BECAUSE I ENJOYED LOOKING AT HER BOOBS

I USED TO TAKE SHOWERS WITH MY MOM  BECAUSE I ENJOYED LOOKING AT HER BOOBS  Confession Bear

Wasted 4 hours on a test and turn up to find out... we NEVER shipped the router!

Wasted 4 hours on a test and turn up to find out... we NEVER shipped the router!  Confession Bear

I hate all my friends I only hang out with them so I won't be alone.

I hate all my friends  I only hang out with them so I won't be alone.  Confession Bear

I lost my virginity to a 67 year old man when I was 20 I like old men's balls

I lost my virginity to a 67 year old man when I was 20 I like old men's balls  Confession Bear

I don't like Jim Carrey, or any of his movies

I don't like Jim Carrey, or any of his movies  Confession Bear

I also don't drink much but I made normal friends who don't really give a shit

I also don't drink much but I made normal friends who don't really give a shit  Confession Bear
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