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I purposely wear glasses that I don't need so that I don't intimidate as much my primarily white community as a black guy

I purposely wear glasses that I don't need so that I don't intimidate as much my primarily white community as a black guy Confession Bear
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I VISIT TMZ.COM EVERY MORNING JUST TO SEE WHICH CELEBRITY RECENTLY DIED

I VISIT TMZ.COM EVERY MORNING JUST TO SEE WHICH CELEBRITY RECENTLY DIED Confession Bear
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My wife also constantly abused the thermostat. I simply removed the front and the dial and manually turned it down several degrees and put the front and dial back on. It's been like this over a year and she has no idea.

My wife also constantly abused the thermostat. I simply removed the front and the dial and manually turned it down several degrees and put the front and dial back on. It's been like this over a year and she has no idea. Confession Bear
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WANNA KNOW WHAT I LOVE MORE THAN HONEY??? I LOVE JET FUEL BABY!!!!!!

WANNA KNOW WHAT I LOVE MORE THAN HONEY??? I LOVE JET FUEL BABY!!!!!! Confession Bear
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I'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend and I have been trying to break them up for weeks

I'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend and I have been trying to break them up for weeks Confession Bear
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I eat all of the kids' snacks while they're sleeping When they ask me about it, I blame it on their dad

I eat all of the kids' snacks while they're sleeping When they ask me about it, I blame it on their dad Confession Bear
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After every day I check Craigslist's 'Missed Connections' To see if anyone posted about me

After every day I check Craigslist's 'Missed Connections' To see if anyone posted about me Confession Bear
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I steal stuff in model homes it's not like anyone is going to miss it

I steal stuff in model homes it's not like anyone is going to miss it Confession Bear
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if you post a picture of your pet and refer to it as your best friend I automatically assume you're a fucking loser

if you post a picture of your pet and refer to it as your best friend I automatically assume you're a fucking loser Confession Bear
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I won't hire women anymore They bicker with each other and let their personal lives affect the quality of their work

I won't hire women anymore They bicker with each other and let their personal lives affect the quality of their work Confession Bear
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