Confession Bear

I flush the toilet before I finish peeing

I flush the toilet before I finish peeing  Confession Bear

I cheated on my SO I don't feel bad

I cheated on my SO I don't feel bad  Confession Bear

If you argue for high capacity, full-auto weapons I think you're one step closer to hunting w/ atom bombs than I am

If you argue for high capacity, full-auto weapons I think you're one step closer to hunting w/ atom bombs than I am  Confession Bear

I fried my semen To see if it would cook like egg whites... It did.

I fried my semen To see if it would cook like egg whites... It did.   Confession Bear

When I read awesome stories on Reddit I tell them to people at work and pretend they happened to a friend of mine, because my life is that boring.

When I read awesome stories on Reddit I tell them to people at work and pretend they happened to a friend of mine, because my life is that boring.  Confession Bear

I sometimes like being sick So I don't have to do the 'kiss hello'

I sometimes like being sick So I don't have to do the 'kiss hello'  Confession Bear

IF YOUR SHITTY CIVIC IS LOUD AND ANNOYING I PURPOSELY FOIL ALL OF YOUR ATTEMPTS TO GET INTO MY LANE

IF YOUR SHITTY CIVIC IS LOUD AND ANNOYING I PURPOSELY FOIL ALL OF YOUR ATTEMPTS TO GET INTO MY LANE  Confession Bear

When I was a kid I preferred Digimon to Pokemon

When I was a kid I preferred Digimon to Pokemon  Confession Bear

I list myself as Native American on Job applications to get minority status and no one has ever had the guts to call me out

I list myself as Native American on Job applications to get minority status and no one has ever had the guts to call me out  Confession Bear

I look you up on Facebook If you're ugly, obese or seem annoying, I shred your resume.

I look you up on Facebook If you're ugly, obese or seem annoying, I shred your resume.   Confession Bear
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