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I don't actually like BBQ ribs or brisket.

I don't actually like BBQ ribs or brisket. Confession Bear
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I couldn't get it up I paid her to tell my friends

I couldn't get it up I paid her to tell my friends Confession Bear
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I tell people I can't sleep because I have a bad mattress It's really because when I get in bed it gives me time to think about how I am slowly destroying my life.

I tell people I can't sleep because I have a bad mattress It's really because when I get in bed it gives me time to think about how I am slowly destroying my life. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I think about committing suicide but I don't know how to make it look like an accident.

Sometimes I think about committing suicide but I don't know how to make it look like an accident. Confession Bear
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I'm watching Bill O'Reilly's coverage right now Because none of the other reporters or anchors know what the fuck they're doing

I'm watching Bill O'Reilly's coverage right now Because none of the other reporters or anchors know what the fuck they're doing Confession Bear
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Friend said ALL Muslims are terrorists Now I don't have a best friend because he's an idiot.

Friend said ALL Muslims are terrorists Now I don't have a best friend because he's an idiot. Confession Bear
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Me and my roommate are both lonely We play basketball at midnight until we hear people clap because it makes us feel good about ourselves

Me and my roommate are both lonely We play basketball at midnight until we hear people clap because it makes us feel good about ourselves Confession Bear
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I lurk on subs like /r/fishing purely to perv on hot guys

I lurk on subs like /r/fishing purely to perv on hot guys Confession Bear
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When I was 21 I pissed off a group of American Gypsies by dealing meth on their turf They gang stalked me, kidnapped and brainwashed my girlfriend, and tried to murder me multiple times

When I was 21 I pissed off a group of American Gypsies by dealing meth on their turf They gang stalked me, kidnapped and brainwashed my girlfriend, and tried to murder me multiple times Confession Bear
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I disproved every single point they tried to raise about religion Felt really bad when one of them said "you basically just proved my whole life's mission is pointless."

I disproved every single point they tried to raise about religion Felt really bad when one of them said
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