Confession Bear

I hate grumpy cat so much

I hate grumpy cat so much  Confession Bear

I have trouble maintaining eye contact with people unless they are cross-eyed, and then I can't stop staring at them

I have trouble maintaining eye contact with people unless they are cross-eyed, and then I can't stop staring at them  Confession Bear

When Lori died I didn't care.

When Lori died  I didn't care.  Confession Bear

I tell my female friends about my schizophrenia to get them to sleep with me.

I tell my female friends about my schizophrenia to get them to sleep with me.  Confession Bear

I'm a dude And totally let dogs do me in the butt

I'm a dude And totally let dogs do me in the butt  Confession Bear

I actually don't think that the star wars prequels were that bad

I actually don't think that the star wars prequels were that bad  Confession Bear

I think the Bad Joke Eel is really funny

I think the Bad Joke Eel is really funny  Confession Bear

When I was a kid I thought you peed into a girl when having sex.

When I was a kid I thought you peed into a girl when having sex.  Confession Bear

I don't want to use toys in the bedroom because then I won't be able to fake orgasms anymore

I don't want to use toys in the bedroom because then I won't be able to fake orgasms anymore  Confession Bear

When I run out of blue links I RUN OUT OF activities

When I run out of blue links  I RUN OUT OF activities  Confession Bear
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