Confession Bear

i check comments on front page posts because i don't believe any of the titles

i check comments on front page posts because i don't believe any of the titles   Confession Bear

The more TED talks you reference The more I think you're a pretentious asshole

The more TED talks you reference The more I think you're a pretentious asshole  Confession Bear

Everybody acts like my sister is some kind of saint because she's a single mom I think she's just stupid for getting knocked up by the same loser twice.

Everybody acts like my sister is some kind of saint because she's a single mom I think she's just stupid for getting knocked up by the same loser twice.  Confession Bear

if i see you talking on your cell phone on a highway I think that you should die in a fiery car crash

if i see you talking on your cell phone on a highway I think that you should die in a fiery car crash  Confession Bear

my roommate asked me not to pee in the shower because he has to take baths I told him i wouldnt but i do anyway

my roommate asked me not to pee in the shower because he has to take baths  I told him i wouldnt but i do anyway   Confession Bear

All this time I thought I hated stupid people But really I need them to feel superior

All this time I thought I hated stupid people But really I need them to feel superior  Confession Bear

My Russian Cousin got herpes from a girl So I put nair in her shampoo and watched her silky blonde locks become something out of a horror movie

My Russian Cousin got herpes from a girl  So I put nair in her shampoo and watched her silky blonde locks become something out of a horror movie  Confession Bear

I'm the person who repeats the joke you said too quietly the first time

 I'm the person who repeats the joke you said too quietly the first time  Confession Bear

I gave all the items to myself

I gave all the items to myself  Confession Bear

I frequently receive compliments on how clean-shaven I am in reality I cannot grow facial hair

I frequently receive compliments on how clean-shaven I am in reality I cannot grow facial hair  Confession Bear
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