Confession Bear

I sit down to Pee Because I have a Micropenis

I sit down to Pee Because I have a Micropenis  Confession Bear

I despise my own family because they are racist and homophobic.

I despise my own family  because they are racist 
and homophobic.  Confession Bear

I'm nowhere near 6' 4'' but I still prefer to piss into the bathroom sink instead of the toilet I like the way the cold porcelain feels when I rest my scrote sack on the edge of the sink

I'm nowhere near 6' 4'' but I still prefer to  piss into the bathroom sink instead of the toilet I like the way the cold porcelain feels when I rest my scrote sack on the edge of the sink  Confession Bear

WHEN I WAS A KID I ALWAYS STOLE MY BROTHERS POKEMON WITHOUT HIM KNOWING

WHEN I WAS A KID  I ALWAYS STOLE MY BROTHERS POKEMON WITHOUT HIM KNOWING   Confession Bear

I killed Mufasa

I killed  Mufasa  Confession Bear

I used to believe in gOD but I think xtians are stupid.

I used to believe in gOD but I think xtians are stupid.  Confession Bear

I SUBSRCRIBE TO /R/POLITICS AND /R/WORLDNEWS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BETTER INFORMED BUT I JUST SKIP THEM WHEN THEY SHOW UP ON MY FRONT PAGE

I SUBSRCRIBE TO /R/POLITICS AND /R/WORLDNEWS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BETTER INFORMED BUT I JUST SKIP THEM WHEN THEY SHOW UP ON MY FRONT PAGE  Confession Bear

I will not date a white girl if she has been with a black guy

I will not date a white girl if she has been with a black guy  Confession Bear

as a kid, I would shave my head in the summer the waterpark thought i was undergoing chemotherapy. they let me skip the lines

as a kid, I would shave my head in the summer the waterpark thought i was undergoing chemotherapy. they let me skip the lines  Confession Bear

I hope my best friends potential mates fail. Because I love her

I hope my best friends potential mates fail. Because I love her  Confession Bear
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