Confession Bear

I asked a girl to Prom, she said no... She still has no date, and I want it to stay that way.

I asked a girl to Prom, she said no... She still has no date, and I want it to stay that way.  Confession Bear

My mother in law sucks and makes me really angry So i took a pee on her toothbrush

My mother in law sucks and makes me really angry So i took a pee on her toothbrush  Confession Bear

I have so little contact with girls I wish I could be Friendzoned

I have so little contact with girls I wish I could be Friendzoned  Confession Bear

Sometimes I laugh at jokes that I don't understand just because everyone else laughs

Sometimes I laugh at jokes that I don't understand just because everyone else laughs  Confession Bear

I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH OUR DAUGHTER BECAUSE SHE LOOKS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO MY WIFE

I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH OUR DAUGHTER BECAUSE SHE LOOKS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO MY WIFE  Confession Bear

A foreign exchange student bashed my fellow Americans in front of me during an all night cram session She passed out and I let her sleep right through her 8am final

A foreign exchange student bashed my fellow Americans in front of me during an all night cram session She passed out and I let her sleep right through her 8am final  Confession Bear

I have never seen any Lord of the Rings or Star Wars movies In my life

I have never seen any Lord of the Rings or Star Wars movies In my life  Confession Bear

the only reason i have sex is to hurt girls with my big dick

the only reason i have sex is to hurt girls with my big dick  Confession Bear

There's a mentally retarded girl who works at my dining hall She works the salad line and I hate her when she screws mine up

There's a mentally retarded girl who works at my dining hall She works the salad line and I hate her when she screws mine up  Confession Bear

Sometimes I re-word redditors' comments in the form of a facebook status... to look clever to my non-redditor friends.

Sometimes I re-word redditors' comments in the form of a facebook status... to look clever to my non-redditor friends.  Confession Bear
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