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I swabbed my dorm mate's prank hot sauce on one of his beer bottles. Then left it in his fridge before a party. It was stolen by the person I was trying to frame it on.

I swabbed my dorm mate's prank hot sauce on one of his beer bottles. Then left it in his fridge before a party. It was stolen by the person I was trying to frame it on. Confession Bear
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If I was a girl I would be an absolute whore

If I was a girl I would be an absolute whore Confession Bear
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When my kids fight I like to play survival of the fittest and let them fight it out.

When my kids fight I like to play survival of the fittest and let them fight it out. Confession Bear
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I hate going out in public with my family because they are incredibly obese

I hate going out in public with my family because they are incredibly obese Confession Bear
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When a customer asks for a a bag and I don't think they need one I intentionally poke a hole in it so it will rip on their way to the car

When a customer asks for a a bag and I don't think they need one I intentionally poke a hole in it so it will rip on their way to the car Confession Bear
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I convinced my wife to wear a chastity belt by telling her it is a major turn-on for me the real reason is because I simply don't trust her

I convinced my wife to wear a chastity belt by telling her it is a major turn-on for me the real reason is because I simply don't trust her Confession Bear
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I know my stepdad is secretly cheating on my mum Haven't told her because without his income we couldn't afford my college fees

I know my stepdad is secretly cheating on my mum Haven't told her because without his income we couldn't afford my college fees Confession Bear
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When major world events occur I get my information from reddit rather than the news channels because I feel that reddit is more truthful and way more informative.

When major world events occur I get my information from reddit rather than the news channels because I feel that reddit is more truthful and way more informative. Confession Bear
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I work with a Jamaican guy with a thick accent. Every time he speaks, all I can think about is Jar Jar Binks.

I work with a Jamaican guy with a thick accent. Every time he speaks, all I can think about is Jar Jar Binks. Confession Bear
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I log into my reddit account at work Just so I don't have to see posts from r/atheism

I log into my reddit account at work Just so I don't have to see posts from r/atheism Confession Bear
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