Confession Bear

I don't care if you lost weight

I don't care if you lost weight  Confession Bear

i never ever heard anyone use the phrase "yolo" in real life

i never ever heard anyone use the phrase

I count people fingers Hoping to see a six-fingered in real life

I count people fingers Hoping to see a six-fingered in real life  Confession Bear

The only time I made the front page Was when i posted in a small subreddit about shitting my pants

The only time I made the front page Was when i posted in a small subreddit about shitting my pants  Confession Bear

I only upvoted your comment because i felt sorry for you

I only upvoted your comment because i felt sorry for you  Confession Bear

If a link i submit is downvoted too much i delete it and submit it again with a wittier title

If a link i submit is downvoted too much i delete it and submit it again with a wittier title  Confession Bear

I think that emma stone is only mildly attractive

I think that emma stone is only mildly attractive  Confession Bear

I don't give a shit about ron swanson

I don't give a shit about ron swanson  Confession Bear

i seriously enjoy hanging out with my family during the holidays

i seriously enjoy hanging out with my family during the holidays  Confession Bear

I still bite my nails Even the ones on my toes

I still bite my nails Even the ones on my toes  Confession Bear
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