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I think women shouldn't be allowed on men's sports teams if men aren't allowed on women's teams

I think women shouldn't be allowed on men's sports teams if men aren't allowed on women's teams Confession Bear
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I would never put a reddit alien bumper sticker on my car Because I assume I wouldn't like most of you in real life

I would never put a reddit alien bumper sticker on my car Because I assume I wouldn't like most of you in real life Confession Bear
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I turn the heat down before my wife and i go to bed just so she will snuggle up to me in the middle of the night

I turn the heat down before my wife and i go to bed just so she will snuggle up to me in the middle of the night Confession Bear
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i actually like going down on a girl

i actually like going down on a girl Confession Bear
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AT A PARTY, I GRABBED MY FRIENDS PHONE AND TEXTED HIS FATHER "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST BECAME A GRANDFATHER" I LATER LEARNED HE WAS TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR SUSPECTED CARDIAC ARREST

AT A PARTY, I GRABBED MY FRIENDS PHONE AND TEXTED HIS FATHER
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I tell people I am allergic to bees So when I freak the fuck out, I don't look like a little bitch

I tell people I am allergic to bees So when I freak the fuck out, I don't look like a little bitch Confession Bear
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Women praise me for putting the toilet seat back down after I pee I never lift it up

Women praise me for putting the toilet seat back down after I pee I never lift it up Confession Bear
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WHEN I GET WITH A NEW GUY I TELL HIM I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM SO HE TRIES HARDER AND THE SEX IS ALWAYS BETTER

WHEN I GET WITH A NEW GUY I TELL HIM I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM SO HE TRIES HARDER AND THE SEX IS ALWAYS BETTER Confession Bear
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sometimes i'm still mad at my girlfriend but i tell her i'm not so we'll have sex

sometimes i'm still mad at my girlfriend but i tell her i'm not so we'll have sex Confession Bear
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I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family.

I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family. Confession Bear
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