Confession Bear

I cry everytime i hear the gin blossoms Because i miss the 90s so much

I cry everytime i hear the gin blossoms Because i miss the 90s so much  Confession Bear

I stole five pairs of chopsticks from whole foods without buying any sushi

I stole five pairs of chopsticks from whole foods without buying any sushi  Confession Bear

When someone says: "blah blah blah, sir" I hate them.

When someone says:

I don't Have sex with my girlfriend during the day Because She will mess up my hair

I don't Have sex with my girlfriend during the day Because She will mess up my hair  Confession Bear

When my girlfriend sends me Reddit links I pretend that I haven't seen them so she won't feel lame

When my girlfriend sends me Reddit links I pretend that I haven't seen them so she won't feel lame  Confession Bear

I sit down even if I'm only urinating So I can check Reddit

I sit down even if I'm only urinating So I can check Reddit  Confession Bear

I don't like that Reddit opens links in the same window im browsing in Because im normally 300 posts down and it makes me start over

I don't like that Reddit opens links in the same window im browsing in  Because im normally 300 posts down and it makes me start over  Confession Bear

I listen to NPR every day except when they have fundraising drives

I listen to NPR every day except when they have fundraising drives  Confession Bear

I actually like The Star Wars Prequels

I actually like The Star Wars Prequels  Confession Bear

When I make to-go orders over the phone I use the name Steve Because I don't have the patience to spell my real name out for the yokel on the other end of the phone.

When I make to-go orders over the phone I use the name Steve Because I don't have the patience to spell my real name out for the yokel on the other end of the phone.   Confession Bear
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