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Original Star Wars trilogy was nice but I actually enjoyed prequels more

Original Star Wars trilogy was nice but I actually enjoyed prequels more Confession Bear
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When I'm drunk at home I go out of my way to piss off the balcony

When I'm drunk at home I go out of my way to piss off the balcony Confession Bear
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When someone posts a pic of their SO on gonewild to improve their self esteem I always downvote

When someone posts a pic of their SO on gonewild to improve their self esteem I always downvote Confession Bear
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I don't want my girlfriend to keep losing weight Because I'm afraid she'll realize how beautiful she really is and leave me.

I don't want my girlfriend to keep losing weight Because I'm afraid she'll realize how beautiful she really is and leave me. Confession Bear
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I'm extra nice to the kids of my single female friends because I hope the mothers will find my paternal nature endearing and want to sleep with me

I'm extra nice to the kids of my single female friends because I hope the mothers will find my paternal nature endearing and want to sleep with me Confession Bear
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I almost wish North Korea would try to nuke the USA I love seeing bullies get their comeuppance

I almost wish North Korea would try to nuke the USA I love seeing bullies get their comeuppance Confession Bear
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I work retail and when a customer is being rude to me I treat them with the utmost respect. Just because someone is a jerk to you doesn't mean you have to be a jerk to them.

I work retail and when a customer is being rude to me I treat them with the utmost respect. Just because someone is a jerk to you doesn't mean you have to be a jerk to them. Confession Bear
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I tried to kill myself but I chickened out at the last second. Now I have a fucked up car AND a fucked up life.

I tried to kill myself but I chickened out at the last second. Now I have a fucked up car AND a fucked up life. Confession Bear
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I don't wish my penis was longer to impress women. I wish it was longer so I could suck it myself.

I don't wish my penis was longer to impress women. I wish it was longer so I could suck it myself. Confession Bear
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I saw a guido douchebag attack his girlfriend I killed him and no one knew it was me. I married the woman a year ago

I saw a guido douchebag attack his girlfriend I killed him and no one knew it was me. I married the woman a year ago Confession Bear
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