Confession Bear

My room mate in college kept getting pink eye, because I bare-ass farted on his pillows every time he was away

My room mate in college kept getting pink eye, because I bare-ass farted on his pillows every time he was away  Confession Bear

I went to visit my alcoholic Grandpa in hospices and he asked if I would buy him a bottle of whiskey and not tell anyone went to the liqueur store and came back and got drunk with him, he died 3 weeks later

I went to visit my alcoholic Grandpa in hospices and he asked if I would buy him a bottle of whiskey and not tell anyone went to the liqueur store and came back and got drunk with him, he died 3 weeks later   Confession Bear

I agreed to impregnate my friend before she moves to China and meets up with her husband

I agreed to impregnate my friend before she moves to China and meets up with her husband  Confession Bear

Sometimes I'm happy my posts go under the radar because after posting them I realize how bad they are

Sometimes I'm happy my posts go under the radar because after posting them I realize how bad they are  Confession Bear

I think this meme is not funny and think it is sucking the funny out of reddit

I think this meme is not funny and think it is sucking the funny out of reddit  Confession Bear

I feel like the only person that doesn't want ANOTHER 1st Gen pokemon remake

I feel like the only person that doesn't want ANOTHER 1st Gen pokemon remake  Confession Bear

I like the Snow Storm in Minnesota Because I don't know if lighting, thunder and snow will happen at the same time again in my lifetime.

I like the Snow Storm in Minnesota Because I don't know if lighting, thunder and snow will happen at the same time again in my lifetime.   Confession Bear

I piss outside and let my roommates dog lick it up because I know when my roommate comes home, he always likes go get kisses from his dog.

I piss outside and let my roommates dog lick it up because I know when my roommate comes home, he always likes go get kisses from his dog.  Confession Bear

If you make jokes about the Boston Massacre. I wish you were one of the casualties.

If you make jokes about the Boston Massacre. I wish you were one of the casualties.  Confession Bear

I never used women for sex because I felt bad Now women never use me for sex because I'm inexperienced

I never used women for sex because I felt bad Now women never use me for sex because I'm inexperienced  Confession Bear
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