Confession Bear

When I don't feel like putting away the dry dishes I just spray water over them hoping my wife will do it

When I don't feel like putting away the dry dishes
 I just spray water over them hoping my wife will do it  Confession Bear

I want more karma but I don't have a life threatneing illness to share my medication with someone caught in a natural disaster But I do have some toenail clippers .. anybody?

I want more karma but I don't have a life threatneing illness to share my medication with someone caught in a natural disaster But I do have some toenail clippers .. anybody?  Confession Bear

Downvote all you want I'm rooting for Dorner

Downvote all you want I'm rooting for Dorner  Confession Bear

when i drive by a shitty driver i assume its a woman or an elderly

when i drive by a shitty driver i assume its a woman or an elderly  Confession Bear

i think anyone who knowingly cheats on their taxes should permanently lose the right to vote

i think anyone who knowingly cheats on their taxes should permanently lose the right to vote  Confession Bear

drove drunk crashed into car it was a van full of hells angels, which saved me from getting arrested

drove drunk crashed into car it was a van full of hells angels, which saved me from getting arrested  Confession Bear

I let my dog lick my butthole clean Not sexual, better than a baby wipe

I let my dog lick my butthole clean Not sexual, better than a baby wipe  Confession Bear

I GAVE YOU A SMALL TIP... ...BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME "SWEETIE"

I GAVE YOU A SMALL TIP... ...BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME

a lot of crochet clothing is totally hideous

a lot of crochet clothing is totally hideous  Confession Bear

THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS MAKES ME DEPRESSED

THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS MAKES ME DEPRESSED  Confession Bear
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