Confession Bear

If your common name is uncommonly spelled I immediately assume you're an idiot

If your common name is uncommonly spelled I immediately assume you're an idiot  Confession Bear

if you use exclamation marks in your post title I'm going to downvote you

if you use exclamation marks in your post title I'm going to downvote you  Confession Bear

I watch what you purchase to make a profile of you in my head

I watch what you purchase to make a profile of you in my head  Confession Bear

The Swastika is actually really cool looking

The Swastika is actually really cool looking  Confession Bear

Anytime I see a comment correcting someone else's grammar I automatically downvote it

Anytime I see a comment correcting someone else's grammar I automatically downvote it   Confession Bear

I delete my post only to try again in another subreddit

I delete my post only to try again in another subreddit  Confession Bear

I won't have sex with my girlfriend Because I'm afraid she'll break up with me when she finds out I have a micropenis

I won't have sex with my girlfriend Because I'm afraid she'll break up with me when she finds out I have a micropenis  Confession Bear

If someone is easily offended I like to offend them immediately

If someone is easily offended I like to offend them immediately  Confession Bear

I pee more in my own yard than I do in the toilet in my house

I pee more in my own yard than I do in the toilet in my house  Confession Bear

I'm going to buy google glass The moment it is available for consumers

I'm going to buy google glass The moment it is available for consumers  Confession Bear
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