Confession Bear

I told my gf the landlord was inspecting our house because i wanted her to clean the house

I told my gf the landlord was inspecting our house because i wanted her to clean the house  Confession Bear

I think fake tans make girls less attractive

I think fake tans make girls less attractive  Confession Bear

i wake up everyday thinking today is going to suck so i'm not upset when it does suck.

i wake up everyday thinking today is going to suck so i'm not upset when it does suck.  Confession Bear

I actually liked the stepped noses last year...

 I actually liked the stepped noses last year...  Confession Bear

My master's thesis is due tomorrow. Wife yells, "Get off Reddit and finish your work!"

My master's thesis is due tomorrow. Wife yells,

I don't remember throwing up in the washing machine last night

I don't remember throwing up in the washing machine last night  Confession Bear

I stick a paper towel in my butt before i work out to prevent my butt sweat from stinking up the gym.

I stick a paper towel in my butt before i work out to prevent my butt sweat from stinking up the gym.  Confession Bear

When I'm trying to get my own meme noticed I downvote everyone on the rising list

When I'm trying to get my own meme noticed I downvote everyone on the rising list  Confession Bear

I open the door for women going upstairs so I can stare at their ass.

I open the door for women going upstairs so I can stare at their ass.  Confession Bear

I told my friends today I'm coming clean that work has been a fake excuse because I'd actually rather just be alone.... Then I said, "April Fools" Except I'm not joking

I told my friends today I'm coming clean that work has been a fake excuse because I'd actually rather just be alone.... Then I said,
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