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Joined reddit Gained 40 pounds, never leave home, know pizza guy's name, now think im smarter then everyone else, self diagnosed OCD

Joined reddit Gained 40 pounds, never leave home, know pizza guy's name, now think im smarter then everyone else, self diagnosed OCD Confession Bear
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If you're blonde, pretty and seem rich, I automatically hate you It's not a jealousy thing, I just think you've been entitled your whole life and you don't deserve it

If you're blonde, pretty and seem rich, I automatically hate you It's not a jealousy thing, I just think you've been entitled your whole life and you don't deserve it Confession Bear
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I hate it when my friend succeeds because of how much she brags about it

I hate it when my friend succeeds because of how much she brags about it Confession Bear
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I upvote new posts Just to get more comment karma

I upvote new posts Just to get more comment karma Confession Bear
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I thought someone stole my car while I was delivering a pizza at a large apartment complex after calling police, i discovered I had just gotten lost and my car was exactly where i left it

I thought someone stole my car while I was delivering a pizza at a large apartment complex after calling police, i discovered I had just gotten lost and my car was exactly where i left it Confession Bear
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As an Australian on amstralia There is no country in the world i would like to be paired with less than america

As an Australian on amstralia There is no country in the world i would like to be paired with less than america Confession Bear
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If you are a female friend of mine, I have imagined having sex with you... at least once and masturbated to it

If you are a female friend of mine, I have imagined having sex with you... at least once and masturbated to it Confession Bear
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I enlisted in the Marines, and told everyone it was a long thought out decision but really it was because my girlfriend broke up with me, and i was suicidal

I enlisted in the Marines, and told everyone it was a long thought out decision but really it was because my girlfriend broke up with me, and i was suicidal Confession Bear
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I downvote posts about family members returning from Afghanistan/Iraq Because I came home to an empty room in the barracks, and married folks always got the biggest breaks.

I downvote posts about family members returning from Afghanistan/Iraq Because I came home to an empty room in the barracks, and married folks always got the biggest breaks. Confession Bear
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I use my dads beard trimmer to shave my pubes

I use my dads beard trimmer to shave my pubes Confession Bear
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