Confession Bear

If a guy complains to me about how he's constantly in the friendzone with every single girl he's ever met I automatically assume he is an asshole

If a guy complains to me about how he's constantly in the friendzone with every single girl he's ever met I automatically assume he is an asshole  Confession Bear

Ever since they got rid of the penny, I've been paying cash for gas and intentionally putting 2 cents more since they can't take them. "That'll be $20.02 sir." "Sure, here's $20!" It's not much, but it makes me happy.

Ever since they got rid of the penny, I've been paying cash for gas and intentionally putting 2 cents more since they can't take them.

I sleep with the window open so it's cold enough to cozily snuggle in my blanket

I sleep with the window open so it's cold enough to cozily snuggle in my blanket  Confession Bear

once a day I stare at a small object to make sure i still can't move things with my mind

once a day I stare at a small object  to make sure i still can't move things with my mind  Confession Bear

i smoked weed everyday and look down at anyone who smokes cigarettes as dirty and uncivilized

i smoked weed everyday and look down at anyone who smokes cigarettes as dirty and uncivilized  Confession Bear

I never learned to read fast enough to make it through all the scrolling text at the beginning of Star wars

I never learned to read fast enough to make it through all the scrolling text at the beginning of Star wars  Confession Bear

Pictures of beautiful women on the internet Just remind me how lonely I am.

Pictures of beautiful women on the internet Just remind me how lonely I am.  Confession Bear

i'm an atheist but i think the flying spaghetti monster is really stupid

i'm an atheist but i think the flying spaghetti monster is really stupid  Confession Bear

I think that everyone's bitching about knettel37 is more annoying than what he did in the first place

I think that everyone's bitching about knettel37 is more annoying than what he did in the first place  Confession Bear

The only reason I know of Knettle37 Is because i see his name every 5 minutes

The only reason I know of Knettle37 Is because i see his name every 5 minutes  Confession Bear
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