Confession Bear

Whenever my wife pisses me off I wipe my balls in her face towel

Whenever  my wife pisses me off I wipe my balls in her face towel  Confession Bear

Living with a Jewish roommate has only made me more antisemitic

Living with a Jewish roommate has only made me more antisemitic  Confession Bear

FOUND OUT COWORKER HAS TERMINAL CANCER 1ST THOUGHT WAS: "I GUESS I CON'T HAVE TO FIX HIS RARE DATABASE PROBLEM NOW"

FOUND OUT COWORKER HAS TERMINAL CANCER 1ST THOUGHT WAS:

I still have to pretend Because my boss is a fundy creationist

I still have to pretend Because my boss is a fundy creationist  Confession Bear

Started singing along to a song in the car It was Nickelback

Started singing along to a song in the car It was Nickelback  Confession Bear

I never knew dzhokhar tsarnaev But I am symptahetic from a psychological point of view knowing how it feels to be pressured into things by an older brother

I never knew dzhokhar tsarnaev But I am symptahetic from a psychological point of view knowing how it feels to be pressured into things by an older brother  Confession Bear

When I go to a house party and start to sweat I always find and use the home owners deodorant, even if i don't know them

When I go to a house party and start to sweat I always find and use the home owners deodorant, even if i don't know them  Confession Bear

I DON'T CARE WHAT BLACK PEOPLE THINK OF ME BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE ANIMALS

I DON'T CARE WHAT BLACK PEOPLE THINK OF ME BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE ANIMALS  Confession Bear

There just comes a point in your Redit Carreer... Where you stop caring about downvotes and say what you really think.

There just comes a point in your Redit Carreer... Where you stop caring about downvotes and say what you really think.   Confession Bear

When I'm alone I listen to Rihanna's Pour It Up and sing along. I'm a 40 year old man.

When I'm alone I listen to Rihanna's Pour It Up and sing along.   I'm a 40 year old man.   Confession Bear
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