Confession Bear

After noticing I'm the size of an obese child I buy children's clothes because they're cheaper

After noticing I'm the size of an obese child I buy children's clothes because they're cheaper  Confession Bear

i made a twitter account to laugh at all the people cutting for bieber

i made a twitter account to laugh at all the people cutting for bieber  Confession Bear

I wish the plane would crash So I wouldn't have to go to work

I wish the plane would crash So I wouldn't have to go to work  Confession Bear

I Only Use Reddit on My Phone Because the Regular Site is too Complicated

I Only Use Reddit on My Phone Because the Regular Site is too Complicated  Confession Bear

I keep up with current events by browsing /r/toosoon

I keep up with current events by browsing /r/toosoon  Confession Bear

i fucked my girlfriend's best friend while she was talking on the phone with my girlfriend

i fucked my girlfriend's best friend while she was talking on the phone with my girlfriend  Confession Bear

if im just going to stay for a little bit i'll have a beer. but if im going to be there for an hour i'm rolling a fat j.

if im just going to stay for a little bit i'll have a beer. but if im going to be there for an hour i'm rolling a fat j.  Confession Bear

I don't care who is made fun of until it's from my ethnic race

I don't care who is made fun of until it's from my ethnic race  Confession Bear

Only use the word "god" at the beginning of a sentence So nobody knows if I capitalized it or not

Only use the word

The more I learn about him the more i like chris christie

The more I learn about him the more i like chris christie  Confession Bear
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