Confession Bear

I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIANS AND CATHOLICS ARE BUT I HATE ALL OF THEM

I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIANS AND CATHOLICS ARE BUT I HATE ALL OF THEM  Confession Bear

I'm an Atheist who pretended to be Jewish at work. In over two years I never worked a sunday

I'm an Atheist who pretended to be Jewish at work.  In over two years I never worked a sunday  Confession Bear

The only reason i have a facebook is to play candy crush

The only reason i have a facebook  is to play candy crush  Confession Bear

My friends are trying to train their dog not to chew hands, but I always let him and get him in trouble Because he reminds me so much of my dog that passed away I sometimes subconsciously forget its not him and that's how we used to play.

My friends are trying to train their dog not to chew hands, but I always let him and get him in trouble Because he reminds me so much of my dog that passed away I sometimes subconsciously forget its not him and that's how we used to play.  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I'm drunk I quote Dave Chappelle and say "fuck yo couch, nigga"

Sometimes when I'm drunk I quote Dave Chappelle and say

Found clump of hair from previous tenant, and dangled it on my junk to imagine her going down on me.

Found clump of hair from previous tenant, and dangled it on my junk to imagine her going down on me.  Confession Bear

I cut myself in visible areas so my friends and family will ask how I'm doing They never do

I cut myself in visible areas so my friends and family will ask how I'm doing They never do  Confession Bear

Everytime I buy whip cream in a can i squirt it directly into my mouth

Everytime I buy whip cream in a can i squirt it directly into my mouth  Confession Bear

got bored in class one time so I went to the bathroom and jacked off

got bored in class one time  so I went to the bathroom and jacked off  Confession Bear

I walked my black lab at night and got away with leaving her shit all over the neighborhood

I walked my black lab at night and got away with leaving her shit all over the neighborhood  Confession Bear
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